my dog ‘n me

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hey so

skanks

you’re going to send me lots of porn on my birthday, right?

right?

I know you’re good for that.

guys get in the chat before Trenton comes home and skank blocks me

shakeylacklargebottom:

happy birthday OLIVER you beautiful man

omg, omg you still HAVE these s;ldkfnmlscan’txlkfjd;zd

here you go

here you go

maraudermagic:

omg

OMG

omg

omg

the one with the buttholes

  • me on the internet: hi lol I’m kind of a nerd but like only in a nonchalant kawaii hipster way guys look at how nice my hair is and my good fashion sense wow I’m so charming and sociable


  • reality: I could go out into that civilisation place but I would rather cry over fanfic until 7 am while neglecting to bathe
  • reality: thinking about nothing but fandom
  • reality: only enthusiastic conversation I will have with you must involve fandom
  • reality: have I told you about my fandom
  • reality: losing friends over fandom
  • reality: life ruined because of fandom
  • fandom

so here’s the deal

I want yous guyses to vote for the Remus/Sirius fic you would most like to see illustrated. Shoebox Project and Casting Moonshadows aren’t allowed. Shoebox is too beautiful for me to put my grubby paws on it and I don’t think I have the time to read Casting Moonshadows, ehehehehe. ):

But everything else is a go, rating ain’t no thang.

Annnnnd I will illustrate in its entirety the fic that gets the most votes! How about that? Just reblog or respond or drop me an ask or something with one fic that you would like to see illustrated the most. I’ll probably keep this open for about three days before I tally up, so you can take your time thinking about it.

Just doing this as a sort of inspiration/kick in the bum for me to make things, but I thought I’d do something that may make a few people happy while I’m at it.

Soooo. Go forth! Yeah.

welp gettin’ all up in the wolfstar tag again

Just posting to raise awareness for the offer I’m making. It’s open to anyone who enjoys escaped convicts sucking face with werewolf boyfriends! Which is all of us, I’m sure.

All you have to do is vote for the fanfic you would most like to see illustrated and I will illustrate the one with the most votes! How sweet is that? Pretty damn sweet, right? Right? (shhh just agree with me okay yes good)

I mean, look, I draw things like this:

I think we can all agree this is too awesome for you to handle.

So. There you go. Yeah.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

so remember that thing I did what with the fanfic and the illustrating?

nope me neither

So you might have noticed my internet access has been spotty at best, so I never made the post with all the votes, but I’m doing it now so you can see my dilemma.

As of right now, the votes for which Remus/Sirius fanfiction I should illustrate in it’s entirety are thus:

Long Live Living- 3

Very Bad things- 3

Exposed-1

You Say That I Treat You Like a Book on a Shelf- 1

The Drought Story- 1

Against the Moon- 1

anything by Sheafrotherdon- 1

anything by Minnow_53- 1

As you can see, that is not only a pathetic turnout but also a tie, ladies and gents. Which means, hey, you should vote if you haven’t already! Anything that isn’t Shoebox Project or Casting Moonshadows goes, so. So. So!

I’m thinking I’ll just leave votes open until the number reaches my satisfaction/there is no tie, and then I’ll put up a post the day before I decide to end it? Sound good? Go ahead and check out my very sexy DeviantArt if you’d like to see if I’m up to par and we’ll make this a good deal, son.

I’ve forgotten how to internet so I’m going to sit down with Trenton and watch a movie while eating a watermelon.

p.s. everyone on tumblr, I’m illustrating Long Live Living, it is official, this is HAPPENING